12.4.09

Proof !

In this competitive world it is very important to be strong and confident among yourself. The best line which can explain my feelings is 'survival of the STRONGEST'. There is no place for the weak people.

Participating in various competitions is one of the major act which helps you to build these few things.

I always keep shouting that I participate in the events or competitions just for the sake of Certificates. I keep saying this just to create humor, but it is taken in many different or serious ways. But it is completely fine, because may be not the first but my third or forth point is just the 'Certificates'.

Today's world demands for proof. No one believes you. Therefore, just to present proof in front of everyone we need certificates. And yes I need it.

People, who say that they are not participating or taking part in any of the events for certificates, just try few things, throw away or burn your certificates of your state or national level competitions and prove that you were the participant. Let me know how many people believe you.

Certificates are not only for the competitions but the world even demands you for the 'Caste Certificates'. When some one is born their family members keep running here and there to make their 'Birth Certificate'. When someone dies, their family members keep running for making there 'Death Certificates'.

No one admits you or consider you a citizen till you don't have a valid caste certificates. From this I just want to say that certificates are really important which proves that you are the valid human being.

If people are ready to accept anything without proof. Then I would like to mention below few thing which I haven't told anyone yet.

George Bush is my Grandfather,

Hrithik Roshan is my Uncle,

I am from US,

I have completed my education from Australia,

I have invented Nano,

Google is my search engine and I have sold them to Larry Page and Sergey Brin.

This is just a trailer. If any one demands for the movie I am ready with it too :-p .


2 comments:

Unknown said...

kya pheka yaar !!!!!!!!!!
hritik kab se tera uncle ban gaya ........
bananahi tha to bhai ya bf bana deti...........
ek nano mere liye bhi!!!!!
picture abhi baki hain mere dost !!!!!!!

Dhamma said...

Simply wow... Ya itz d fact dat certf. plays very imp role to describe a human.. Js take an example, If u dnt hv Birth Certf. no one wil consider u r borned, evn if u r in front of dem.. & If ny1 shows ur Death certf. den u r dead (If u evr face dem, u'll b GHOST 4 dem..).. Funny yaar.. :)

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